Pakistan Jokes

Mohammed, a Pakistani child,  entered his classroom on the first day of school in Ohio (USA)

“What is your name?”  – asked the teacher.
“Mohammed”. . .. – answered the kid.

“You are in America now.  From now on your name  will be Johnny,” -replied the teacher.

In the evening, Mohammed  returned home. “How was your day, Mohammed?” – asked his mother.

“My name is not Mohammed. I’m in America and now my name is Johnny.”

“Ah, are you ashamed of your name, are you trying to dishonor your parents, your heritage, your religion? Shame on you!” – and she beat him.

Then she called his father and he too beat him.

The next day Mohammed returned to school..

When the teacher saw him with all the bruises she asked, “What happenedto you little Johnny”?

Well madam, 4 hours after I becoming an American,  I was attacked by two Pakistani’s At home.”

Indians are always smart

Three construction contractors died and went to heaven – a Pakistani, a Chinese, and an Indian. When they got there St. Peter welcomed them warmly and asked if they could do him a favor before they entered heaven.

It seems that the Pearly gates were in need of some repair, and he wanted some estimates.

The Pakistani contractor looked the job over carefully and estimated the job at $900. When asked how he came up with that figure, he said, “$300 materials, $300 labor, and $300 profit.”

St. Peter then asked the Chinese contractor for an estimate. After careful inspection he answered, “$3300 – $1100 materials, $1100 labor, and $1100 profit.”

When St. Peter ask the Indian for an estimate, he answered immediately without looking over the job at all – $2900.

Asked how he came up with that figure he answered, “Simple, $1000 for you, $1000 for me, and $900 to get the Pakistani contractor over there to do the work.”