My income tax return form has been sent back to me because in response to question for “Number of dependents on you?”.

I replied :

• 65% of population who doesn’t pay taxes.
• 2.1 million illegal Immigrants.
• 9,00,000 criminals in over 85 prisons.
• Above all 769 Idiots in parliament.

They said this was not an acceptable answer!!
I am still wondering. Who the hell did I miss out?