Difference in making Men & Women Happy


How to keep a woman happy…. Priceless!

It’s not difficult to make a woman happy. A man only needs to be:

1. A friend
2. A companion
3. A lover
4. A brother
5. A father
6. A master
7. A chef
8. An electrician
9. A carpenter
10. A plumber
11. A mechanic
12. A decorator
13. A stylist
14. A sexologist
15. A gynaecologist
16. A psychologist
17. A pest exterminator
18. A psychiatrist
19. A healer
20. A good listener
21. An organizer
22. A good father
23. Very clean
24. Sympathetic
25. Athletic
26. Warm
27. Attentive
28. Gallant
29. Intelligent
30. Funny
31. Creative
32. Tender
33. Strong
34. Understanding
35. Tolerant
36. Prudent
37. Ambitious
38. Capable
39. Courageous
40. Determined
41. True
42. Dependable
43. Passionate
44. Compassionate

WITHOUT FORGETTING TO:

45. Give her compliments regularly
46. Love shopping
47. Be honest
48. Be very rich
49. Not stress her out
50. Not look at other girls

AND AT THE SAME TIME, YOU MUST ALSO:

51. Give her lots of attention, but expect little yourself
52. Give her lots of time, especially time for herself
53. Give clots of space, never worrying about where she goes

IT IS VERY IMPORTANT:

54. Never to forget:

  • birthdays
  • anniversaries
  • arrangements she makes

HOW TO MAKE A MAN HAPPY

1. Leave him alone

Mens perspective


  • When a man steals your wife, there is no better revenge than to let him keep her.
    David Bissonette
  • After marriage, husband and wife become two sides of a coin; they just can’t face each other, but still they stay together.
    Sacha Guitry
  • By all means marry. If you get a good wife, you’ll be happy. If you get a bad one, you’ll become a philosopher.
    Socrates
  • Woman inspires us to great things, and prevents us from achieving them.
    Anonymous
  • The great question… which I have not been able to answer… is, “What does a woman want?
    Dumas
  • I had some words with my wife, and she had some paragraphs with me.
    Sigmund Freud
  • I’ve had bad luck with both my wives. The first one left me, and the second one didn’t.”
    James Holt McGavra
  • Two secrets to keep your marriage brimming
    1. Whenever you’re wrong, admit it,
    2. Whenever you’re right, shut up.
    Patrick Murra
  • The most effective way to remember your wife’s birthday is to forget it once…
    Nash
  • You know what I did before I married? Anything I wanted to.
    Anonymous
  • My wife and I were happy for twenty years. Then we met.
    Henny Youngman
  • A man inserted an ‘ad’ in the classifieds: “Wife wanted”. Next day he received a hundred letters. They all said the same thing: “You can have mine.”
    Anonymous
  • First Guy (proudly): “My wife’s an angel!”Second Guy: “You’re lucky, mine’s still alive.”
    Anonymous

What Does a Woman really want?


Young King Arthur was ambushed and imprisoned by the monarch of a
neighboring kingdom. The monarch could have killed him but was moved
by Arthur’s youth and ideals. So, the monarch offered him his freedom,
as long as he could answer a very difficult question. Arthur would
have a year to figure out the answer and, If after a year, he still
had no answer, he would be put to death.

The question was: What do women really want?

Such a question would perplex even the most knowledgeable man, And to
young Arthur, it seemed an impossible query. But, since it was better
than death, He accepted the monarch’s proposition to have an answer by
year’s end.

He returned to his kingdom and began to poll everyone: The princess,
the priests, the wise men, and even the court jester.. He spoke with
everyone, but no one could give him a satisfactory answer. Many people
advised him to consult the old witch, For only she would have the
answer. But the price would be high as the witch was famous throughout
the kingdom for the exorbitant prices she charged.

The last day of the year arrived and Arthur had no choice but to talk
to the witch. She agreed to answer the question, but he would have to
agree to her price first.

The old witch wanted to marry Sir Lancelot, The most noble of the
Knights of the Round Table, And Arthur’s closest friend! Young Arthur
was horrified. She was hunch-backed and hideous, had only one tooth,
Smelled like sewage, made obscene noises, etc.

He had never encountered such a repugnant creature in all his life. He
refused to force his friend to marry her and endure such a terrible
burden, But Lancelot, having learnt of the proposal, spoke with
Arthur. He said nothing was too big of a sacrifice compared to
Arthur’s life. And the reservation of the Round Table. Hence, a
wedding was proclaimed and the witch answered.

Arthur’s question thus: ‘What a woman really wants?’

She said, ‘Is to be in charge of her own life.’

Everyone in the kingdom instantly knew that the witch had uttered a
great truth. And that Arthur’s life would be spared. And so it was.
The neighboring monarch granted Arthur his freedom. And Lancelot and
the witch had a wonderful wedding.

The honeymoon hour approached and, Lancelot, steeling himself for a
horrific experience, entered the bedroom. But, what a sight awaited
him. The most beautiful woman he had ever seen lay before him on the
bed. The astounded Lancelot asked what had happened.

The beauty replied that since he had been so kind to her when she
appeared as a witch, She would henceforth be her horrible and deformed
self only half the time.. And the beautiful maiden the other half.
‘Which would you prefer? She asked him. ‘Beautiful during the day ….
or at night?’

Lancelot pondered the predicament.

During the day he could have a beautiful woman to show off to his
friends, But at night, in the privacy of his castle, an old witch!

Or,

Would he prefer having a hideous witch during the day?
But by night a beautiful woman for him to enjoy wondrous, intimate moments with?
(If you are a man reading this…) What would YOUR choice be?
(If you are a woman reading this) What should YOUR MAN’S choice be?
What Lancelot chose, is given below:
BUT… make YOUR choice before you scroll down below… OKAY?

Noble Lancelot, knowing the answer the witch gave Arthur to his
question, He said that he would allow HER to make the choice herself.
Upon hearing this, she announced that she would be beautiful all the
time. Because, he had respected her enough to let her be in charge of
her own life.

Now…. what is the moral to this story?

The moral is…..

1) There is a witch in every woman no matter how beautiful she is!
2) If you don’t let a woman have her own way, things are going to get ugly.

So, always remember:

IT’S EITHER ‘HER WAY’ OR IT’S ‘NO WAY’

Women are always powerful


One day God comes and says :-

“I want the men to form two queues, one line for the men who had control over their women, and the other one for the men who were controlled by their women. Also, I want all the women to go away so that no man and woman can talk.

Next time God comes back, the women are gone, and there are two lines. The line for the men who were controlled by their women is 100 miles long, and in the line of men who had control over their women there is only one man. God gets mad and says, “You men should be ashamed of yourselves. I created you in my image, and you were all controlled by your mates. Look at the only one of my sons who stood up and made me proud.  Learn from him!” “Tell them, my son, how did you manage to be the only one in this line?”

The man replies,

“I don’t know, my wife told me to stand here.”