- When a man steals your wife, there is no better revenge than to let him keep her.
David Bissonette - After marriage, husband and wife become two sides of a coin; they just can’t face each other, but still they stay together.
Sacha Guitry - By all means marry. If you get a good wife, you’ll be happy. If you get a bad one, you’ll become a philosopher.
Socrates - Woman inspires us to great things, and prevents us from achieving them.
Anonymous - The great question… which I have not been able to answer… is, “What does a woman want?
Dumas - I had some words with my wife, and she had some paragraphs with me.
Sigmund Freud - I’ve had bad luck with both my wives. The first one left me, and the second one didn’t.”
James Holt McGavra - Two secrets to keep your marriage brimming
1. Whenever you’re wrong, admit it,
2. Whenever you’re right, shut up.
Patrick Murra - The most effective way to remember your wife’s birthday is to forget it once…
Nash - You know what I did before I married? Anything I wanted to.
Anonymous - My wife and I were happy for twenty years. Then we met.
Henny Youngman - A man inserted an ‘ad’ in the classifieds: “Wife wanted”. Next day he received a hundred letters. They all said the same thing: “You can have mine.”
Anonymous - First Guy (proudly): “My wife’s an angel!”Second Guy: “You’re lucky, mine’s still alive.”
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