If you are Bored – Ten read this


Point 1

Long back,

A person who sacrificed his sleep,

Forgot his family,

Forgot his food,

Forgot laughter were called

“Saints” 

But now they are called.. 

“IT professionals” 

Point 2

An interesting line written at the back of a Biker’s T Shirt: 

“If you are able to see this, please tell me that my girlfriend has fallen off” 

Point 3

Most Relationships fail not because of the absence of love.. 

Love is always present..

It’s just that,

One loves too much,

And

The other loves too many,

Point 4

Employee: Boss, now I have got married..! Please increase my salary..!

BOSS: Factory is not responsible for accidents occurring outside the company..!

 

Point 5

Philosophy of life

At the beginning of married life, every gal treats her husband as GOD,

Later on somehow the alphabets got reversed..! 

Point 6

What is a Fear?

Fear is the Deep, Wrenching feeling in your stomach

When pages of your book still smell new 

And 

Just few hours left for your exams..! 

Point 7

Jus4Fun

Someone has rightly said, “A fool can ask More questions that a wise man cannot answer” 

No wonder why so many of us speechless when lecturers ask question..! 

Point 8

Boy: Do you have Cards with sentimental Love quotes? 

Shopkeeper: Oh sure..@! How about this card, it says “To the only Girl I ever loved!” 

Boy: That’s good, Give me 12 of them..! 

Point 9

After reading the form filled by an applicant.. The employer said: ” WE do have an opening for you..! 

Applicant: What is it? 

Interviewer: It’s called the “door..!” 

Point 10

A Banner cum Sign Board In front of an IT company.. 

Drive Slowly, Don’t kill our Employee… 

….. Leave them to us

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