Some Sardar Jokes!!!
Sardar: My mobile bill how much?
Call centre girl: sir, just dial 123to know current bill status
Sardar: Stupid, not CURRENT BILL my MOBILE BILL.
Q: How do you make a sardarji laugh on Saturday?
A: Tell him a joke on Wednesday.
Sardar: I think that girl is deaf..
Friend: How do u know?
Sardar: I told I Love her, but she said her chapels are new.
Friend: I got a brand new Ford IKON for my wife!
Sardar: Wow!!! That’s an unbelievable exchange offer!!!
Teacher: Which is the oldest animal in world?
Sardar: Bcoz it is Black & White
Judge: Don’t U have shame? It is d 3rd time U R coming to court..
Sardar to judge: U R coming daily, don’t U have shame?
Question: “Should Women have Children after 35?”
Smart Sardar Replied: “No! 35 Children R More than Enough!!”
Sardar attending an interview in Software Company.
Manager: Do U know MS Office?
Sardar: If U give me the address I will go there sir.
Sardar got a sms from his girl friend: “I MISS YOU”
Sardarji replied: “I Mr YOU” !!.
Sardar in airplane going 2 Bombay .. While its landing he shouted: “Bombay… Bombay”
Air hostess said: “B silent.”
Sardar: “Ok.. Ombay. Ombay”
Teacher: “What is common between JESUS, KRISHNA, RAM, GANDHI and BUDHA?”
Sardar: “All are born on government holidays…!!!
Sardar: Miss, Do u called 2 my mobile?
Teacher: Me? No, why?
Sardar: Yesterday I saw in my mobile- 1 Miss Call”.
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Sir: What is difference between Orange and Apple?
Sardar: Color of Orange is orange, but color of Apple is not APPLE