A taxi passenger tapped the driver on the shoulder to ask him a question. The driver screamed, lost control Â of the car, nearly hit a bus, went up on the footpath, and stopped centimeters Â from a shop window.
For a second everything went Â quiet in the cab, then the driver said:
“Look mate, don’t ever do that Â again. You scared the daylights out of me!”.
The Â passenger apologized and said, “I didn’t realize that a little tap would scare Â you so much.”
The Â driver replied, “Sorry, it’s not really your fault. Today is my first day as a Â cab driver – I’ve been driving a van carrying dead Bodies for the last 25 years…….u can imagine what went into my mind when u touched my back!!