Category: Email Forwards

Mens perspective


  • When a man steals your wife, there is no better revenge than to let him keep her.
    David Bissonette
  • After marriage, husband and wife become two sides of a coin; they just can’t face each other, but still they stay together.
    Sacha Guitry
  • By all means marry. If you get a good wife, you’ll be happy. If you get a bad one, you’ll become a philosopher.
    Socrates
  • Woman inspires us to great things, and prevents us from achieving them.
    Anonymous
  • The great question… which I have not been able to answer… is, “What does a woman want?
    Dumas
  • I had some words with my wife, and she had some paragraphs with me.
    Sigmund Freud
  • I’ve had bad luck with both my wives. The first one left me, and the second one didn’t.”
    James Holt McGavra
  • Two secrets to keep your marriage brimming
    1. Whenever you’re wrong, admit it,
    2. Whenever you’re right, shut up.
    Patrick Murra
  • The most effective way to remember your wife’s birthday is to forget it once…
    Nash
  • You know what I did before I married? Anything I wanted to.
    Anonymous
  • My wife and I were happy for twenty years. Then we met.
    Henny Youngman
  • A man inserted an ‘ad’ in the classifieds: “Wife wanted”. Next day he received a hundred letters. They all said the same thing: “You can have mine.”
    Anonymous
  • First Guy (proudly): “My wife’s an angel!”Second Guy: “You’re lucky, mine’s still alive.”
    Anonymous

Charles Schultz Philosophy


The following is the philosophy of Charles Schultz, the creator of the ‘Peanuts’ comic strip. Try answer the questions, read the e-mail straight through, and you’ll get the point.

  1. Name the five wealthiest people in the world.
  2. Name the last five Heisman trophy winners.
  3. Name the last five winners of the Miss America.
  4. Name ten people who have won the Nobel or Pulitzer Prize.
  5. Name the last half dozen Academy Award winners for best actor and actress.
  6. Name the last decade’s worth of World Series winners.

How did you do?

The point is, none of us remember the headliners of yesterday. These are no second-rate achievers. They are the best in their fields. But the applause dies. Awards tarnish. Achievements are forgotten. Accolades and certificates are buried with their owners…

Here’s another quiz. See how you do on this one:

  1. List a few teachers who aided your journey through school.
  2. Name three friends who have helped you through a difficult  time.
  3. Name five people who have taught you something worthwhile.
  4. Think of a few people who have made you feel appreciated and special.
  5. Think of five people you enjoy spending time with.

Easier?

The lesson:

The people who make a difference in your life are not the ones with the most credentials, the most money, or the most awards. They are the ones that care.

Give people a Chance!!


The person who painted these pictures wanted to attend the Viannese academy of Fine arts and become an artist, but academy rejected his application.

If he had been accepted by the academy, may be the world history would have been much different …

because,

That applicant’s name was…

ADOLPH HITLER

Facts about India Rupee Symbol


Now Indian Rupee has a new symbol and this is how it looks. This new symbol which has been shortlisted through a contest run by Finance Ministry of India. You can read about that Rupee design contest here. The basic aim of the new symbol is to provide the Indian rupee international recognition as the country’s economy exerts more influence in the global space, the unique sign will also help isolate the currency from the current abbreviation ‘Rs’ which is used by neighbouring Pakistan, Nepal and Sri Lanka.

The winning designers concept was based on the Tricolour and “arithmetic equivalence”. While the white space between the two horizontal lines gives the impression of the national flag with the Ashok Chakra, the two bold parallel lines stand for ‘equals to’, representing balance in the economy, both within and with other economies of the world. The winning designer is an IIT post-graduate D Udaya Kumar.

Along with the announcement of the result, there have been a number of controversies as well. One of the RTI activist had revealed that the panel took less than 20 seconds to go through each of the design and analyze. This is what the activist revealed according to RTI Documents :

  • Non-eligible candidate was shortlisted in top five finalists. As candidate had submitted four designs.
  • One finalist was in contact with Finance Ministry and RBI prior to competition.
  • Design concept or brief was not put in front of jury along with Indian Rupee symbol design.
  • No marks or grades were allotted to selected (2644) candidates design entries, in the process of shortlisting top five finalist design entries.
  • Jury had spends less than 20 seconds on each design entries to analyze it .
  • Three jury member were absent in two days long meeting dated 29th Sept. and 30th Sept. 2009.
  • One jury member from Ministry of Culture was absent on the day of final presentation.
  • All seven jury member had never meet in this whole selection process in any given time.
  • No records are available with Finance Ministry which could indicate how many total design entries Finance Ministry had received!
  • Advertisement was only published in English language.

Keeping aside all the controversies, I am happy that there is a new symbol for Indian Rupee!

A funniest life cycle


COCKROACH is afraid of RAT.
RAT is afraid of CAT.
CAT is afraid of DOG.
DOG is afraid of MAN.
MAN is afraid of his GIRLFRIEND
&
&
GIRLFRND is afraid OF COCKROACH…

42 great facts


  1. MOPED is the short term for ‘Motorized Pedaling’.
  2. POP MUSIC is ‘Popular Music’ shortened.
  3. BUS is the short term for ‘Omnibus’ that means everybody.
  4. FORTNIGHT comes from ‘Fourteen Nights’ (Two Weeks).
  5. DRAWING ROOM was actually a ‘withdrawing room’ where people withdrew after Dinner. Later the prefix ‘with’ was dropped..
  6. NEWS refers to information from Four directions N, E, W and S..
  7. AG-MARK, which some products bear, stems from ‘Agricultural Marketing’.
  8. JOURNAL is a diary that tells about ‘Journey for a day’ during each Day’s business.
  9. QUEUE comes from ‘Queen’s Quest’. Long back a long row of people as waiting to see the Queen. Someone made the comment Queen’s Quest..
  10. TIPS come from ‘To Insure Prompt Service’. In olden days to get Prompt service from servants in an inn, travelers used to drop coins in a Box on which was written ‘To Insure Prompt Service’. This gave rise to the custom of Tips.
  11. JEEP is a vehicle with unique Gear system. It was invented during World War II (1939-1945). It was named ‘General Purpose Vehicle (GP)’.GP was changed into JEEP later.
  12. Coca-Cola was originally green.
  13. The most common name in the world is Mohammed..
  14. The name of all the continents end with the same letter that they start with.
  15. The strongest muscle in the body is the tongue.
  16. TYPEWRITER is the longest word that can be made using the letters only on one row ! of the keyboard.
  17. Women blink nearly twice as much as men!!
  18. You can’t kill yourself by holding your breath.
  19. It is impossible to lick your elbow.
  20. People say “Bless you” when you sneeze because when you sneeze, your heart stops for a millisecond.
  21. It is physically impossible for pigs to look up into the sky.
  22. The “sixth sick sheik’s sixth sheep’s sick” is said to be the toughest tongue twister in the English language.
  23. Each king in a deck of playing cards represents a great king from history.
    • Spades – King David
    • Clubs – Alexander the Great,
    • Hearts – Charlemagne
    • Diamonds – Julius Caesar.
  24. Horse Statue in a Park…
    • If a statue of a person in the park on a horse has both front legs in the air, the person died in battle.
    • If the horse has one front leg in the air, the person died as a result of wounds received in battle
    • If the horse has all four legs on the ground, the person died of natural causes.
  25. What do bullet proof vests, fire escapes, windshield wipers and laser printers all have in common? Ans. – All invented by women.
  26. A crocodile cannot stick its tongue out.
  27. A snail can sleep for three years.
  28. All polar bears are left handed.
  29. Butterflies taste with their feet.
  30. Elephants are the only animals that can’t jump.
  31. In the last 4000 years, no new animals have been domesticated.
  32. On average, people fear spiders more than they do death.
  33. Shakespeare invented the word ‘assassination’ and ‘bump’.
  34. Stewardesses is the longest word typed with only the left hand.
  35. The ant always falls over on its right side when intoxicated.
  36. The electric chair was invented by a dentist.
  37. The human heart creates enough pressure when it pumps out to the body to squirt blood 30 feet.
  38. Rats multiply so quickly that in 18 months, two rats could have over million descendants.
  39. Wearing headphones for just an hour will increase the bacteria in your ear by 700 times.
  40. If you sneeze too hard, you can fracture a rib. If you try to suppress a sneeze, you can rupture a blood vessel in your head or neck and die.
  41. The cigarette lighter was invented before the matchbox.
  42. Most lipstick contains fish scales.

Pakistan Jokes


Mohammed, a Pakistani child,  entered his classroom on the first day of school in Ohio (USA)

“What is your name?”  – asked the teacher.
“Mohammed”. . .. – answered the kid.

“You are in America now.  From now on your name  will be Johnny,” -replied the teacher.

In the evening, Mohammed  returned home. “How was your day, Mohammed?” – asked his mother.

“My name is not Mohammed. I’m in America and now my name is Johnny.”

“Ah, are you ashamed of your name, are you trying to dishonor your parents, your heritage, your religion? Shame on you!” – and she beat him.

Then she called his father and he too beat him.

The next day Mohammed returned to school..

When the teacher saw him with all the bruises she asked, “What happenedto you little Johnny”?

Well madam, 4 hours after I becoming an American,  I was attacked by two Pakistani’s At home.”

A cute love story


A 9 year old boy got a 6 year beautiful girlz photo on the street side & he loved that girl so much but he was not able to meet that girl again!

Couple of years later his wife saw the photo & asked “Where did you get this photo”

He asked, “Why?” she said,”I Lost d Photo wen i was 6 years”

Moral: True Love never Fails…

http://www.anandnataraj.com/tag/wordpress/feed

What if Columbus had been Married?


He might never have discovered America, because he would have had to answer all the following questions:

  • Where are you going?
  • With whom?
  • Why?
  • How are you going?
  • To discover what?
  • Why only you?
  • What do I do when you are not here?
  • Can I come with you?
  • When will you be back?
  • Would you have dinner at home?
  • What would you bring for me?
  • You deliberately made this plan without me, didn’t you?
  • You seem to be making a lot of these programs lately…
  • Answer me why?
  • I want to go to my mothers house.
  • I want you to drop me there.
  • I don’t want to come back ever!
  • What do you mean, OK?
  • Why aren’t you stopping me?
  • I don’t understand what this whole discovery thing is about.
  • You always do things like this.
  • Last time you also did the same thing!
  • Nowadays you always seem to do this kind of stuff.
  • I still don’t understand what else is left to be discovered!